You might find this humorous, or at least relate to it a bit. Or, it could just be three minutes stolen from your life that you'll never get back again. Are you feeling lucky today? Read it in Slackjaw. Warning: Some NSFW language will ensue.
The NFL is facing its greatest existential threat: Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE). This is a fight the NFL is not going to win. It will one day end the sport. Many participants and fans can no longer enjoy watching the sport already. Will this be your last Super Bowl? Read CTE will end football some day.
If you're Oprah, why would you ever consider a demotion from the position of Oprah? You wouldn't. Read Why Oprah shouldn't run.
Ever wonder what you'd hear if Alexa, Siri and Cortana were honest with us. We probably don't want to know. Read a little AI humor: If Alexa & Siri & Cortana were honest.
The Seattle Seahawks will travel to Los Angeles to take on the NFC West Division-leading Rams. This one could be over by halftime, folks. On the other hand, it may just be getting started then. The Seahawks, who have rarely been able to solve the sub-.500 rams since 2014, are now tasked with trying to take back the division from the new NFC West kings — and the NFL's highest scoring offense.
Read about it in The Hit Job, NBC Sports Northwest, Oregon Sports News, the Seattle PI and Yardbarker.
Emphasis on ‘offensive’ — Is there a worse offensive line in the 2017 NFL? Which team did you think I was referring to — the Seattle Seahawks or the San Francisco 49ers? Whichever one you thought, you were correct.
Read it in The Hit Job, the Seattle PI, Yardbarker or Oregon Sports News.