Or maybe she'll just break your will instead. Read about how the NFL is getting even more up in the rules business in The Hit Job.
#NFLfreeagency is off to a raucous start for some, a quiet start for others. See how your team is treating the NFL's shopping season before next month's #NFLDraft.
Read How to react to NFL free agency — NFC edition on The Hit Job.
NFL free agency is off to a thundering start. The usual teams that sit out the early spending sprees, the Packers, Steelers, Patriots and Seahawks, are doing little apart from re-signing their own. A handful of more desperate teams, ahem, like the Dolphins, Giants and Raiders, are spending like this is their last chance. It might be.
Make sense of it all by reading How to react to NFL free agency — AFC edition on The Hit Job.