After long and bigly discussions among my oldest family memb- … closest advisors, The editorial staff of The Hit Job have decided to announce today that we, too, will not be pursuing charges against Hillary Clinton. It is expressly for the purposes of helping her heal. They are nice people. We don’t want to hurt them.
It has nothing to do with the FBI concluding twice that there is nothing to charge her with.
That is all.
Actually, that is not all. It should be pointed out that we totally could charge them. Everyone agrees that we have the best, most tremendous reasons for charging Hillary Clinton with crimes that would put her in jail. There’s no problem there, believe me.
Read our unbelievable, really just terrific reasons for not charging Hillary Clinton with crimes in The Hit Job.